Corona Virus Cure Announced

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To combat the spread of corona virus, the Federal Virus Task Force has announced that the Internet will shut down tonight at midnight. In addition, television news programs have been banned for the next 72 hours.
The Internet will resume operation at 12:45 AM on Saturday . Television news will be allowed to resume operation at the same time.
The FBI is investigating all of the news channels and will be charging them with inciting a riot in the next few hours.
We expect that sightings of the virus should begin dropping around noon on Wednesday and disappear completely by Friday afternoon. Tune in Saturday morning for details. In the meantime, allow your brain to get some fresh air while the video pollution is suppressed.