Random Moments and Miscellaneous Mentions

 Given the results of the New York elections the other day, there is a report that the borough of Manhattan is changing their name to Manhattangrad. 

In other news from Yankee land, here's another name change that's coming to New York City. Mamdani is removing President Ulysses S. Grant from his tomb and changing it to Lenin's Tomb. Negotiations are underway with Putin for New York City and Russia to share Lenin's body. Bernie Sanders can save a lot of his money if he doesn't have to go to Moscow to see his mentor.

Bernie Sanders is the guy who had one of the largest collections of Marx toys in the country. Then someone broke his heart by telling him that they weren't Karl Marx toys.

Mamdani is no longer the Mayor of New York. He is the First Secretary of the People's Republic of New York.

Representative Dan Goldman lost in his primary bid for reelection. When he was refused service in a coffee shop owned by a Jewish guy, he should have figured the rest out. This might raise the average IQ on the Democratic side of the aisle in Congress by several points

How about that DEI executive at JP Morgan getting fired for stealing a trash can during the Knicks victory celebration? She works for JP Morgan and can't afford a trash can. Really?? Let's face it. Anyone too stupid to understand that there are thousands of surveillance cameras in New York City needs to find a job more aligned with her intelligence level.

We have avoided another curse of a Kennedy. Jack Schlossberg, son of Caroline Kennedy, finished a distant third in the Democratic primary for New York's 12th Congressional District. He had about ten percent of the vote. Of course, he almost doubled the vote total of fifth place finisher George Conway. Conway is famous for being the loser ex-husband of Trump advisor Kellyanne Conway. Even i am amazed that two losers of that quality could end up running for the same position.

This contest is to fill the seat of retiring Representative Jerry Nadler. Memo to whoever wins this contest: Don't sit in Jerry's chair without having it steam-cleaned first.

Schlossberg might have been a more attractive candidate if he had ever held an actual job in his life. But he's only 33 years old.  That's about the average age that a real Kennedy graduates from a four-year college. 

Rand Paul has subpoenaed Dr. Anthony Fauci to appear before a Senate committee. Ticket sales should be at an all-time high for this event. This could be better than the UFC thing at the White House. Fauci has already been pardoned by the AutoPen. He has no legal basis to refuse to answer questions. Somebody needs to ask about that carpet scrap on his head.

Democrats are attacking Trump for (insert almost any words here) in the news today.

Democrats deny that anyone would vandalize the Reflecting Pool at the Lincoln Memorial. They are ignoring the "8647" in the grass on the National Mall. 

Senator Thom Tillis is criticizing DC US Attorney Jeanine Pirro for wasting time prosecuting the people who damaged the Reflecting Pool. This is the same Thom Tillis who wanted anyone who walked onto the Capitol grounds on Jan 6, 2021, prosecuted and sent to prison.  

I am considering doing a telethon on July 4 to raise the money to have a surgeon find John Thune's balls. Apparently, they have been missing for a long time. The Republicans need to put his ass on the road and elect Rick Scott as majority leader.

Jimmy Kimmel is having Rosie O'Donnell fill in for him for one of the weeks that he will be on vacation. I don't understand why he even made an announcement about this. Who can tell the difference between them?

Finally, I left this out of my post yesterday about Federal District Court Judge Eleanor Ross of Atlanta. If you haven't read it, do so. Could you keep your job if you were having sex with someone in your office in the middle of the day?  If your answer is yes, you are self-employed. Can you imagine pulling up to a drive through window and finding a couple of employees having sex over by the condiments? Do you interrupt them to ask for extra straws and napkins? Do you offer exact change, so that no one has to pause?