Justifying the blog name?
Sen. John Thune is causing me to redefine "pussy". It is time for John and the alleged Republicans in the Senate to end the filibuster and pass some meaningful legislation. While they are feeling their oats or whatever Senators call them, how about some term limits legislation for the House and Senate members?
John Thune needs to grow a pair or borrow Michelle Obama's balls and pass the Save Act. Screw the filibuster! Let's make elections fair and legal. If New York City wants to elect a Communist as their mayor, that's okay. It's not okay for federal offices.
If Chuck Schumer was a dog, we would be having that painful talk about euthanasia right now. The new glasses that actually fit were not enough to make Chuck useful.
Rand Paul reminds me that my description of Libertarians as "Republicans who want to smoke pot", might need a little work.
I think that we might need to go back to literacy tests for voters. This isn't a racist move. I simply hold the intelligence of the average voter in complete contempt. My dog, Cassie, is smarter than the average voter in California, Oregon, or Washington.
If they had shown the credits after the broadcast of the Jesse Jackson funeral service, I am sure that P.T. Barnum was the Executive Producer of that three-ring clown show. It was less a funeral than a gathering of Presidential candidates past and present to test their most insane claims and stories. They started the service at 11:00 AM in the hope that Kameltoe Harris would still be sober at that hour. They needed a better plan. Hell, they were lucky that Joe Biden was possibly even awake that early in the day.
It was reported that before the Jesse Jackson funeral, Joe Biden beat out Tim Walz as the token idiot white guy to appear at the funeral. It was reported that Walz claimed that he knew all of the words to the songs that Jesse, Michael, Stonewall and the other Jackson brothers sang on their albums. Biden just claimed that he had met them at that black church in Delaware that he attended after going to Mass at the Catholic church on Sunday morning on his way to fight Corn Pop at the public pool. Biden won the top performance prize when he told the crowd that he was "smarter than most of you". Dr. Jill just groaned and mumbled, "I knew that I should have just stayed home with Hunter."
Bill Clinton was at the Jackson Jubilation, but he doesn't count as a real white guy. Bill didn't count as the token white guy since he acts even blacker than Barack Obama. Of course, that isn't hard as Obama didn't have a lot of black guys as role models when he was growing up in Indonesia.
If you required your employees to come to work despite the fact that you aren't paying them, the federal government would shut your business down for violating labor laws. Yet right now, most DHS employees are not being paid and are required to work. Let's start a new concept where the federal government actually complies with the laws that it passes.
As long as we are doing that, let's start having Senators and Representatives start recording their time spent actually on the job. Shaking down people for donations and votes does not meet the standard for "work".
Finally, in just a few months, we will be celebrating our nation's 250th birthday. I think that we are getting pretty close to the average age of empires.
As I write this, they are reporting that the FBI is raiding Epstein's ranch in New Mexico. He's only been dead seven years. Isn't this a little late?


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