Sunday Evening Wrapup

 I gave up watching 60 Minutes on Sunday evenings long ago due to my fears of brain damage caused by exposure to liberal swill. 

On the news today was a report that a union of IRS employees has endorsed Kamala Harris. I can only assume that the Communist Party is sitting this one out.

Liberals are trying to blame Trump for the latest attempt to assassinate him. WOW!! And these are the same people who originated the "victim shaming" concept.

Biden is always at the beach, but I have heard no criticism of his activities by the liberal news media. I think that the reason that no one has tried to assassinate Biden is that no one actually believes that he is really alive.

Why does the media keep playing reports of Hillary Clinton attacking Donald Trump? Isn't there some kind of statute of limitations on stupidity? It's been eight years; how long do we have to listen to her bitch and moan. It's bad enough that she has spent eight years attacking Trump, she is still attacking his supporters. Memo to Hilla the Hun: Bitch, we have heard enough.

The only alleged human who is worse than Hillary is Nancy Pelosi. I am still going with the theory that silicone is leaking from her massive breast implants and is poisoning her brain. You would think that someone who has been in politics as long as Pelosi would understand that criticizing the supporters of your opposition is not a good idea. Since Hillary also specializes in that, it is obviously some basic tenet of Democratic politics. 

In world shattering news today, the Carolina Panthers actually won a football game today. That pretty well ends my plan to sell "Go For O" t-shirts at the next Panther home game.

My beloved and I visited Appomattox Court House on Saturday. The weather was beautiful. The young man who performed as a Union soldier in October of 1865 gave a great performance. 

At Appomattox, there is a Sweeney Trail. This commemorates Joel Sweeney who popularized the five-string banjo. Joel died before the war in 1860, but his brother Sam served in the Confederate Army as General Jeb Stuart's personal musician. There's always something left to learn.

If the Olympic Committee decides to make "flip-flopping" an Olympic Event, there's a gold medal in Kameltoe's future.

Best remark of the week came from an acquaintance who I promised not to identify. He speculated about whether Kameltoe has a teleprompter on the ceiling in her bedroom. That's a picture that I don't want to bring into view.

Have you noticed that Joe Biden has become more honest since being forced out of the election? The other day he held the first Cabinet meeting in eleven months. Jill Biden was sitting at the head of the table, and he turned the meeting over to her. The only thing more amazing was that this scene was shown on the news. After four years of denials?

Out in Communist California, Greasy Gavin Gruesome and the legislature are trying to ban free speech. Why does that always happen in those liberal states? Maybe we can get a new phone for Gruesome from a dealer in Lebanon?