Festivus- The Airing of Grievances

 Why is the Democratic Party preventing other Democrats from running against Biden in the primaries? Do they think he will lose to Marianne Williamson? 

Will Biden be elected or anointed? Will he know when it happens?

Democrats are putting all of their eggs into one basket and letting a senile old man carry that basket. They are praying that he doesn't have to carry that basket up a set of stairs or off of a stage. So, the good news is that Biden has caused a few Democrats to take up praying. Does Satan answer prayers?

If you don't think that college students are stupid, just look at all of them participating in pro Hamas rallies? What happened? Could they not get directions to the pro-Nazi rallies?

How about those students participating in those "Queers for Palestine" rallies? That's a group that should be pictured in the dictionary beside "dumbasses". 

In his book "How do you kill Eleven Million People", Andy Andrews wrote that Hitler did that by lying to them. Based on that, it's not looking good for college students. 

The only thing that college students know is how to protest and take selfies while doing that. Their protests are "mostly mindless". This is the most documented collection of dumbasses in history. 

The Carolina Panthers finally won their second game of the season last week. On a rainy day in Charlotte only five thousand people showed up for the game. This win could keep them from getting the top draft pick in a few months. Of course, they owe that draft pick to Chicago, so it doesn't really matter.

New York Democratic legislators want to force Chik-Fil-A to be open on Sundays in rest stops on the New York Thruway. Democrats are unclear on this whole "freedom" thing. They also don't grasp the concepts of "contracts". The real problem is that Democrats have no grasp of "private enterprise".

Democrats told us that Trump would destroy America. Since Trump did not do that, the Dims are having Joe Biden do the job. 

I saw film of Hunter Biden getting off of Marine One the other day. Is he hauling cocaine on the trips or is the Secret Service just keeping the dogs away because they don't want to explain anything to the press?

The White House claims that they don't release Hunter's name because he is a family member. Has Hunter moved back into the White House to avoid legal notices? I notice that Ma Garland didn't appoint Jack Shit to investigate Hunter.

I can't remember what planet Mork was from on the old Mork and Mindy show, but I am pretty sure that Karine Jean-Pierre, the liar with the Jiffy Pop hair, is from that planet.

I can't decide if KJP is dumber than Kamala Harris or if they just both failed Kindergarten. I don't know why they keep calling Kamala's remarks "word salad".  Who has ever seen a salad bowl that big?

Rep. Dan Goldman, because you can't count on KJP and Kamala to be complete idiots every day. It is my opinion that Goldman is actually being paid by Fox so that they have another buffoon in the Democrat Party to ridicule. But it's not like Goldman needs any help being an idiot.

Hamas is short on food, water, medical supplies, and dozens of other humanitarian items. But they always have a supply of missiles and rockets to fire at Israel. How exactly does this work?

Sixty-three Confederate Veterans became United States Senators. This is according to the official history of the Senate. If the Fourteenth Amendment means what Democrats today claim it does, how did so many Confederates get elected? Other than almost all of them being Democrats?

One last point on those US Senators who were Confederate veterans. The last Confederate Veteran to serve in the Senate was Charles S. Thomas. He had been born in Georgia. He served until 1921 and had represented Colorado in the Senate. Yes, Colorado. You just have to love the irony of that. 

Mayor Brandon Johnson of Chicago is a walking case for the failure of liberal ideas. He and Eric Adams are in a race to the bottom for "America's worst mayor." 

Those leftist loons whining about the two things that Trump said that he would do as a "dictator" on Day One need to examine Biden's performance on his first day. 

As the news continues to come out about the FBI and their surveillance of Traditional Roman Catholics, it keeps looking worse. There are only two possibilities: Ma Garland and Crooked Chris Wray are complete liars, or they haven't got the slightest clue about what is going on at the Justice Department.

The only answer to the Justice Department issue is to impeach and remove Wray and Garland. Dissolve the entire Justice Department, burn their buildings to the ground and then start to rebuild from scratch. After hiring a new staff, they need to build a new headquarters in Kansas or Nebraska and get away from Washington. 

Who knew long ago that when Tennessee Ernie Ford sang about being "another day older and deeper in debt," that he was singing about the United States in 2023?

If the President of Harvard was a white male, he would be at Bojangles applying for a job as I write this. Does anyone at Harvard know how to define "man"?

Happy Festivus!!