Foolish Friday Fever

 A headline from the New York Times a couple of hours ago reads, "Intelligence Review yields no firm conclusion on Origins of Virus". The story goes on to tell us that they have not been able to determine whether or not it started in China. Let me be kind, this is not the time for any statements from the "intelligence community" about what they know. It is obvious that they don't know shit. That excludes their knowledge of some occasional Twitter feed from some redneck who voted for Trump. They are all over those guys. 

The "Intelligence Community" still thinks that the Afghan Army can make a comeback and retake the country. Of course, that is based on us sending 100,000 troops to keep the Taliban busy in Kabul.

The Taliban is on Twitter, Donald Trump is banned from Twitter. If this makes sense to you, seek help from a mental health professional immediately. Either that or ask your wife, Dr. Jill, to explain it to you.

Cameltoe Harris is back from her excursion to scenic Vietnam. There were reports that she had a case of "Havana Syndrome". When asked about it, she denied ever sleeping with a Cuban man. The State Department was careful to see that she did not get in or near a helicopter while she was in Vietnam. Now, that would have been a photo op!

A story in a prominent liberal newspaper described Kamala Harris as "our first female Vice President of color". I am pretty sure that she is our first female Vice President, colored or not. She is also the first Vice President to have slept with Willie Brown, but nobody's bragging about that. 

There are rumors  that General Milley Vanilli may fall on his own sword and resign after the debacle eases in Afghanistan.  I still favor firing the entire Joint Chiefs and Secretary Austin. Wait, I forgot about shutting down several "intelligence" agencies.

I lost my reader in Kenya. Maybe I upset them by criticizing his relative's birthday bash in Martha's Vineyard. I would say something about the lack of masks at said party but everybody knows that COVID doesn't spread at Democratic functions. AIDS does.

I had a burst of readers from France today. Maybe it was driven by my comment a few days ago about the Afghan Army replacing the French as the top "surrender monkeys".

The Hillsville Labor Day Weekend Flea Market starts next Friday. If you crave being insulted in person, I am in the VFW lot.