Political Oscar Nominees

It's award show season. That's the time of year when loons migrate to California to pat each other on the back. In between pats on the back, the loons tell the rest of us how despicable and uneducated we are. They tell us that if we could only be more like them, the world would be a better place. The world would be a better place if Jim Jones had held his Kool-Aid party in California. But I digress.

The Political Oscar nominees were announced in Yeehaw Junction yesterday. This serves as an unofficial kickoff for the 2020 Presidential campaign.

The first nominee is Sen. Elizabeth Warren who plays the part of an American Indian. Warren claimed to have never used this before to advance her career. The Washington Post in their effort to ordain Kamala Harris as the front-runner, ran a story exposing the fact that in registering for the bar in Texas, Warren had written that she was American Indian. Not to be deterred, Warren kicked off her official campaign this weekend anyway. We are looking forward to her popping open another  brewski in her next home video. Maybe after that she can go find that tank that Dukakis used and drive it over a teepee.

Robert Francis O'Rourke is of Irish and Welsh ancestry, yet he goes by "Beto" in the hope that people will believe that he is Hispanic. Beto should contact Warren's DNA people for help with this. In the meantime, he should consider going by "Padre"??

Straight from the shithole of New Jersey is Cory Booker. Booker believes himself to be Spartacus. There's just not anything left to say on that one. There are the usual sexual misconduct allegations, but he is a Democrat.

Finally, Kamala Harris, who purports to represent the black community. She is at least partially black. She is the favorite of the news media. They may have problems holding off the coronation ceremony until she is at least the Democratic nominee. I can't wait for all of the stories about the Indian-Jamaican-American woman who spent several years growing up in Canada and is married to a white, Jewish lawyer but who understands completely the problems of the American black community. Just don't ask her what she did during her time as the California Attorney-General.

The dark horse late entry is Ralph Northam, the Governor of Virginia. While not a Presidential contender, the Governor is quite the actor. After first admitting that it was him, the Governor now denies that he is either the guy in blackface or the Klansman in the picture on his yearbook page. However, he does admit to putting shoe polish on his face to portray Michael Jackson. While Michael was lightening his skin, Ralph was darkening his skin. Go figure!!

Keep an eye out for updates on this news. We may need to add some write-in or petition nominees before the awards ceremony.