Election Directions and Reflections

 President Trump should name Greg Gutfled to be his Press Secretary.  Greg would provide great answers to stupid questions. I might even watch a press conference. 

Memo to President Trump: If Greg turns you down, I am available for that Press Secretary post. No one will pay more attention to my insults than yours.

If you thought that I took some cheap shots at the Kennedy family yesterday, hold on to your ass, Fred!! Let's start a drive to move Mary Jo Kopechne's grave to Arlington. She died so that we would never have Ted Kennedy as President. 

The all-time slam on Ted Kennedy came from Howell Heflin, Democratic Senator from Alabama. The National Enquirer had published pictures of Ted Kennedy having sex with a woman on his boat while out sailing. Heflin was quoted as saying, "I see that Senator Kennedy has changed his position on offshore drilling!" 

I see lots of people on television complaining about comments made by Dave Chapelle in a recent show. In other news, the sun rose in the east. Chapelle makes his living making shocking, hateful comments. What's new? Do as I do, just don't listen to him.

I am fascinated by what people pay for tickets to have Chapelle insult them and cuss at them. I am willing to do the same thing for half the price. Send your credit card info and I will contact you and cuss until you hit your credit limit. Or you can contact me at 1-800-PROFANE.

Stupid Republican Senate Tricks #1? How far up your ass does your head have to be to vote for John Thune as Senate Minority Leader? Ask your Senator, if you have a Republican. Were there no corpses or mannequins available? Was Dudley Do-Right busy? Was there no other candidate with a pulse?

We should have elected Sen. John Kennedy from Louisiana. At least the press conferences would be more entertaining. Every time that I see John Thune on television, I want to reach out and check him for a pulse. His respiratory rate has got to be less than 5 breaths a minute or maybe 5 breaths an hour. I start yawning as soon as he appears on the television.

Stupid is doing the same thing time after time and expecting different results. Exhibit one is the election referenced above. Exhibit two is the Democratic Party.

I read that Abdul El-Sayed has changed his name to make it easier for Democrats to remember.  He now goes by Adolf El-Sayed. His partner in New York City goes by Benito Mamdani. 

The chairman of Nvidia, Jensen Huang, reportedly had an affair with a Chinese woman who authorities believe may be a Chinese intel agent. Who does Huang think he is, Eric Swalwell??

For those of you who didn't understand the above remark, while a member of Congress, Swalwell had an affair with a Chinese girl known as Fang Fang. He gave it up when authorities informed him about her background. She moved back to China. I hate it when I have to explain them.

In Detroit, voters re-elected 36th District Court Judge Kahlilia Davis. The only catch is that she was suspended by the Michigan Supreme Court in 2023 and cannot serve again until some point in 2029. This is another reason to have literacy tests for voters. Many voters complained that they had not been told that the candidate that they supported had been suspended. It doesn't matter. If someone had told voters that she was unfit to serve, they would have voted for her anyway. This ends any discussion about the existence of informed voters.

"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of American voters." G. Jones