Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Mid-Week Wit and Wisdom??

 Thanks to Kamala Harris for appearing on "The View" yesterday and reminding Americans how we dodged a bullet last November by electing Trump instead of her.  Kamala couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted her the "C" and the "A". But she's smarter than the Disney executives who keep pouring money into a broken television network.

Greasy Gavin Newsome signed a bill that will speed up the permitting process for oil drilling permits in Kern County. Twenty-five years ago, there were forty refineries in California, today there are thirteen and two of those are closing in the next few months. Regular gas averages $4.66 in California and $3.17 in the rest of the nation. I think that they may have waited too long to take action.

Apparently, Robert DeNiro showed up last night to help Jimmy Kimmel prove that ABC/Disney has no balls. Bringing a lunatic onto the Kimmel show is probably not a move designed to build credibility.

Personally, I believe that after the Biden Administration pressured Google and others to censor online comments about the COVID situation, liberals don't have a leg to stand on in any debate about censorship. They are okay with conservatives and libertarians being censored, but don't mess with Jimmy Kimmel. 

Last night's Kimmel show will provide a one-day spike in the ratings and then they will keep on swirling around the toilet bowl before the final voyage down the drain. On second thought, there's not even a one-day spike since the Nexstar and Sinclair stations didn't carry his show. Did anyone outside of New York and California even see the show?

Jackass Jasmine Crockett said that only "two Caucasians" voted with the Democrats opposing the resolution to honor Charlie Kirk. Aren't judging actions based on someone's race the definition of 
racism?  Crockett is the biggest racist in the House.

Memo to Crockett: If you call everybody a racist, it loses value as an insult. If I called every black female Democratic Representative a cunt, after a while, it wouldn't even considered be an insult.

Some employees at the UN told the London Times on Saturday that it would be funny if the escalator or elevator carrying Trump on his visit on Tuesday would stop working during his visit. Sure enough, the escalator stopped as Trump stepped on it yesterday. Good luck in your new job search guys!!

There are days that I wonder whether "Get the US out of the UN" or "Get the UN out of the US" would be the better move. After yesterday's show at the UN, I think that we need to do both. The UN is such a worthless organization that it makes the US Senate look like a group of efficiency experts. I won't even bother with a comparison to the House of Representatives. Somebody, call the movers for the UN!!

Wait! I can't pass up a chance for a shot at the House of Representatives. Based on their performance, the sole purpose of the House is to get re-elected. 

Ryan Routh was convicted yesterday of trying to assassinate Donald Trump. Routh tried to stab himself in the neck with a pen after the verdict was announced. Apparently, they had anticipated something like this and had given him a pen that wouldn't do that.

Forget about the attempted suicide by pen, here's my favorite nugget from the Routh trial: "An FBI supervisor also testified late Thursday about a trail of Vienna sausage cans that prosecutors say connect Routh to a South Bay truck stop, the golf course crime scene, and his car. The agent said investigators even found a selfie of Routh with the sausages, taken in the back of his car the day before the alleged attack."  WOW!!

The Liberty Antique Festival is this Friday and Saturday. I will be heading down there with my truck and trailer full of odd old shit. Or is it old odd shit? You get a free insult if you tell me that you read that here. The Antique Festival is a "Bring your own Vienna Sausages" event.



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