Friday, September 26, 2025

Friday Morning Fever??

 James Comey was indicted yesterday. Years of being protected by the insider network of other Justice Department criminals has ended.

Trump told his staff that he was walking the golf course at Mar-a-Lago when he passed the practice green and saw a bunch of golf balls on the green that spelled out "86 Comey".

Martha Stewart has announced that she will feature Comey in an upcoming special called "Learning Arts and Crafts in the Big House". 

On the bright side, some prison basketball team is getting ready to have a new center.

Jimmy Kimmel continues his unfunny endless war on Donald Trump. If not for Donald Trump being elected, Jimmy would be doing a "Swap, Buy and Sell" show on an AM radio station in West Virginia now. Let's face it, he's an unfunny comedian. Kimmel is a one trick pony for liberal losers. If you doubt this, ask a Kimmel viewer to tell you one thing that Kimmel said last night that did not involve Donald Trump.

The shooter in Dallas who sought to kill ICE agents ended up wounding two detainees and killing one detainee. Yes, he shot the people that he purported to support. Liberals are right. We shouldn't let liberals own guns. 

I am a little disappointed in Donald Trump. I can't believe that he is passing up this chance to demand that Congress require enhanced background checks for Democrats wanting to own guns.

I will be at the Liberty Antiques Festival for the next two days. Yesterday, some kid asked me, "Is this older than you?" It's just an opportunity to practice my profanity skills.









Wednesday, September 24, 2025

Mid-Week Wit and Wisdom??

 Thanks to Kamala Harris for appearing on "The View" yesterday and reminding Americans how we dodged a bullet last November by electing Trump instead of her.  Kamala couldn't spell "CAT" if you spotted her the "C" and the "A". But she's smarter than the Disney executives who keep pouring money into a broken television network.

Greasy Gavin Newsome signed a bill that will speed up the permitting process for oil drilling permits in Kern County. Twenty-five years ago, there were forty refineries in California, today there are thirteen and two of those are closing in the next few months. Regular gas averages $4.66 in California and $3.17 in the rest of the nation. I think that they may have waited too long to take action.

Apparently, Robert DeNiro showed up last night to help Jimmy Kimmel prove that ABC/Disney has no balls. Bringing a lunatic onto the Kimmel show is probably not a move designed to build credibility.

Personally, I believe that after the Biden Administration pressured Google and others to censor online comments about the COVID situation, liberals don't have a leg to stand on in any debate about censorship. They are okay with conservatives and libertarians being censored, but don't mess with Jimmy Kimmel. 

Last night's Kimmel show will provide a one-day spike in the ratings and then they will keep on swirling around the toilet bowl before the final voyage down the drain. On second thought, there's not even a one-day spike since the Nexstar and Sinclair stations didn't carry his show. Did anyone outside of New York and California even see the show?

Jackass Jasmine Crockett said that only "two Caucasians" voted with the Democrats opposing the resolution to honor Charlie Kirk. Aren't judging actions based on someone's race the definition of 
racism?  Crockett is the biggest racist in the House.

Memo to Crockett: If you call everybody a racist, it loses value as an insult. If I called every black female Democratic Representative a cunt, after a while, it wouldn't even considered be an insult.

Some employees at the UN told the London Times on Saturday that it would be funny if the escalator or elevator carrying Trump on his visit on Tuesday would stop working during his visit. Sure enough, the escalator stopped as Trump stepped on it yesterday. Good luck in your new job search guys!!

There are days that I wonder whether "Get the US out of the UN" or "Get the UN out of the US" would be the better move. After yesterday's show at the UN, I think that we need to do both. The UN is such a worthless organization that it makes the US Senate look like a group of efficiency experts. I won't even bother with a comparison to the House of Representatives. Somebody, call the movers for the UN!!

Wait! I can't pass up a chance for a shot at the House of Representatives. Based on their performance, the sole purpose of the House is to get re-elected. 

Ryan Routh was convicted yesterday of trying to assassinate Donald Trump. Routh tried to stab himself in the neck with a pen after the verdict was announced. Apparently, they had anticipated something like this and had given him a pen that wouldn't do that.

Forget about the attempted suicide by pen, here's my favorite nugget from the Routh trial: "An FBI supervisor also testified late Thursday about a trail of Vienna sausage cans that prosecutors say connect Routh to a South Bay truck stop, the golf course crime scene, and his car. The agent said investigators even found a selfie of Routh with the sausages, taken in the back of his car the day before the alleged attack."  WOW!!

The Liberty Antique Festival is this Friday and Saturday. I will be heading down there with my truck and trailer full of odd old shit. Or is it old odd shit? You get a free insult if you tell me that you read that here. The Antique Festival is a "Bring your own Vienna Sausages" event.



Saturday, September 20, 2025

Justice for Jimmy? Just Joking!

 If you thought that I was going to write a post supporting the alleged comic, Jimmy Kimmel, call your doctor and tell him to cut your dosage. 

I have never watched an entire episode of Kimmel's show. I have also never actually set my ass on fire, but I am pretty sure that would not be an enjoyable experience. I have seen several video clips of his alleged humor and wondered how he has kept his job for so long. Yeah, I am not a fan of the guy.

In my younger days, back when dinosaurs roamed the planet and Nixon roamed the halls of the White House, I would occasionally watch late night television. Those were the days when I worked the midnight shift at the Waffle House and found it difficult to sleep on my nights off. 

In the early 1970's, your choices for late night talk shows were pretty limited. It was The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson or Dick Cavett and his show. Today with scores of channels available, everyone but me is claiming to be the "King of Late-Night" television.

Everyone should learn a simple lesson early in life. That lesson is "Money talks, bullshit walks." The people who are putting up the money for something are the ones who make the decisions about how things operate.

The brain dead on the idiot box keep telling us that Jimmy Kimmel's First Amendment rights are being violated. Jimmy has the right to say whatever he wants. ABC has the right to decide if he can say it on their network. That's how the law and life work.

Since I spent my life in the restaurant business, I am going with a restaurant analogy to prove that I am correct. As if that actually needed proving. Let's say that you walk into your local McDonald's and order a Big Mac. Rather than asking, "Do you want fries with that?", the young cretin behind the counter says, "Why don't you blow that Big Mac out your racist, homophobic, redneck ass?"

There are several possible responses for you to offer the little bastard. My personal favorite would be to respond with a simple "Hey cock face! Go get your manager!" If like Jimmy, this fails to move him, get out your phone. 

I will just go ahead and break it to you gently, but the odds are overwhelming that the punk at McDonalds is going to lose his job. If this is a repeat offense, he will be out the door before the customer who he insulted. This is how free enterprise works. The First Amendment does not give you the right to insult customers at a business that someone else owns, and to keep your job.

ABC pays Kimmel millions of dollars a year to offend more than half of the nation and is now surprised to find out that fewer people are watching his show every day. Kimmel can read a teleprompter but can't read the handwriting on the wall. Kimmel's ratings are dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants at the sight of an intern. Ratings determine ad revenue. Lower ratings mean less income. The morons prattling on about Kimmel's free speech rights don't own the business. If Kimmel wants to say whatever he wants, he can start a podcast with every other "banned from television" celebrity. Go for it, Jimmy!!

Nexstar Media and the Sinclair Broadcast Group made the decision to remove Kimmel's show from their stations because they are closer to their viewers (customers) than ABC and Disney. The moral of the story is simple. If you ridicule and insult your customer base, they are NOT going to watch. I don't think that there are enough MAGA masochists willing to watch Jimmy Kimmel to keep the lights on at ABC. The band is playing "Happy Trails" for Jimmy.

By the way guys, you might want to check out "The View" before that bomb blows up in your face like Jimmy.


Thursday, September 11, 2025

Truth in Advertising??

 


Truth in Advertising should compel the Charlotte Transportation folks to run this picture of Iryna Zarutska on the Blue Line as she watches the criminal who stabbed her walk out of the car, leaving her to die a few minutes later in their advertising.


Tuesday, September 09, 2025

Don't take the Light Rail!!

 On August 22, 2025, Iryna Zarutska, a refugee from the Ukraine was stabbed to death on the Light Rail in Charlotte. This story was kept under wraps until it blew up over the weekend. Iryna had fled the Russian war on the Ukraine only to become a casualty of the race war in America. She was killed by a black man who had been arrested 14 times previous to this assault. Why was this guy even walking the streets in Charlotte or "Little Chicago", which would be more accurate?

A few thoughts on this tragedy follow.

The City of Charlotte and the media kept the murder of the Ukrainian girl under wraps for two weeks before it broke the other day.  I guess that it is pure coincidence that today was the primary election for the mayor and other city offices in Charlotte.  WOW! Redefining corrupt!

Let's face it, a story like this coming out a couple of weeks ago would have some impact on the election. News organizations that failed to release this story are engaged in election interference.

The mayor praised the media for not releasing the story earlier so that the victim's family had privacy to grieve. When did the police notify her mother?

How long would Charlotte have kept a murder quiet if the killer had been a white guy wearing a Red Man cap and a Confederate battle flag T-shirt and the victim was a young black girl? It would have been on the national news within the hour. Their handling sure looks like racial bias to me.

Iryna Zarutska is Charlotte's Kitty Genovese. Like Kitty, she was stabbed to death while other people in that train car just looked away. How can those people justify their lack of action? As far as I am concerned, they are all accomplices to her murder.

At a press conference this afternoon, the US Attorney for Western North Carolina and the lead FBI agent were both asked a question about a report that the killer had said some about "killing a white girl" as he left the train. They both said that it was still under investigation, but their reactions in facial expression and body language both showed it to be true.

None of those people in the car called 911. They all just walked away, they did nothing to help that girl. We are looking at some serious issues of racism.

Until Josh Stein was elected, I didn't think that we could have a bigger piece of shit as governor than Roy Cooper. I was wrong! Stein should have gone to Charlotte when this story hit the news over the weekend. He could have made a bigger statement and taken the train from Raleigh to Charlotte. He stayed home. Morals and courage are fleeting in the Democratic Party.

Tuesday, September 02, 2025

Tuesday Taunts and Talking Topics

 Rosie O'Donnell apologized for calling the Minneapolis school shooter killing kids at Mass a "MAGA" person. The guy had written "Kill Trump" on a magazine for one of his guns. I don't think that meets the standards for "MAGA person". Rosie is obviously the victim of a rectal-cranial inversion. Yes, she has her head up her ass.

The real thing that no one is talking about is that the shooter wrote about the big mistake he made in trying to change genders and how he regretted it. That should have been the headline on every story. 

A federal judge stopped flights returning children to their parents in Guatemala, claiming that there was something wrong with the government doing this in the middle of the night. Where was this judge when Biden flew them in in the middle of the night??

A mentally ill man shoots up a group of school kids during Mass killing two, and wounding eighteen, and now CBS is apologizing for "using the wrong pronouns" to describe him.  You're shitting me, right??

During the almost endless war in Afghanistan, it was safer for young black men to be stationed in Afghanistan than to be at home in Chicago.

Democraps and their liberal judicial accomplices have decided that there is an acceptable level of murder and violent crime for Democratic cities and Trump should just leave them alone.  WOW!!

How many more schools get shot up by an angry transexual before we realize that the whole "trans" thing really is a mental illness?  It was always a mental illness until doctors and drug companies realized that they could make millions of dollars from it.

When they finally develop a vaccine for Trump Derangement Syndrome, we need to inoculate all of the federal district court judges first!!

Are there really people who care that Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce are engaged? If you fall into that category, get a frigging life!! This isn't a romance; it's a corporate merger.

Rather than making the District of Columbia a state, they need to combine it with Loudon and Fairfax counties in Virginia and make it the world's largest insane asylum.

Somewhere in hell, Al Capone is crying the blues about having been born too soon. Al would be in heaven today in Chicago with a mayor and a state governor claiming that it's okay to murder people as long as you don't kill too many a day. 

How long before Trump Administration officials just start refusing to do any interviews with CBS unless they are only broadcast live? CBS is taking "editing" to new lows! CBS claims that the complete interviews are available on YouTube for the 26 people who watch CBS News online.

Is there anything more worthless than a federal district court judge? When Shakespeare wrote "Let's kill all the lawyers", he didn't foresee federal district court judges. Close, but no cigar, Shakespeare.